My New Jacket

This past weekend was Liz’s birthday. So imagine my surprise when a package arrived for me!

Unfortunately, it didn’t contain a delectable mix of treats, or a toy…it was a new outfit.

A jean jacket, no less. The next day, Liz actually woke me from a nap to put this thing on me. Now, I know I look handsome in clothes, but this is too much! I thought after I outgrew my sweater and we moved back to San Diego where it is warm, I would not have to suffer such indignities any longer!

Now as I have mentioned before, I am an ideal size. However, my body type is a bit chestier than some other dogs’ might be…and so, it does not button! Well, one button does close, but then it just unsnaps. I think this might be a good thing though, since I might not have to wear it often? I hope not. I really was in no mood for this:

In fact, it downright depressed me:

Why is this necessary?